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“Girl, lemme get a Strongisland”

Ever wondered what it’s like to be a bartender… let alone in the 757? Well that’s what I’m here for…to rant and sometimes rave about my experiences bartending for the locals. There’s a variety of...

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"Hey bro, are you like the DJ?"

Corey from Hot 100.5 shares the Sh!t he hears on a daily basis while spinning at locals clubs, here in Hampton Roads. Of course, we know that NONE of our TLH readers ever actually say any of...

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WTF, Really?!? No-No's at the Bar with Courtney

Some of you have mastered the art in picking up chicks; good for you! On the other hand, most of you have failed massively. I mean really, things I have heard are completely out there; "Aye yo girl,...

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No Friend Left Behind

Girls should always stick with your girl friends at the bar. It is usually the sober friend's job to make sure no friend is left behind. Creepy things can happen when you stray from the pack. Just...

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Congratulations on pissing off your bartender!

Tipping is a huge part of the Service Industry. People seem to forget that we make, on average between $2.13 and $5 an hour. To you it may seem like we don't do much. Let’s say you go up to the...

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Shit Locals Say to Bartenders July

"Can I get a gin and tonic?” Sure, would you like Tanqueray? Bombay? Hendricks? “Yeah, gin and tonic?” Yeah and what type of hangover would you like ha? — Melody"Is there any way you and make a...

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Can I get more olives?

“Can you make me a mojito with no sugar?” Sure. That’s real easy to do. Enjoy! -Sarah “Can I have more olives?” When did this become a salad bar? -Paul “What’s your real job?” Never ask a bartender...

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