“Can you make me a mojito with no sugar?” Sure. That’s real easy to do. Enjoy! -Sarah
“Can I have more olives?” When did this become a salad bar? -Paul
“What’s your real job?” Never ask a bartender this! Whether or not this is a second job or not, it’s not likely to win you points. -Mike
“Can you hold my coat?” Yeah sure, it wouldn’t be a HUGE inconvenience at all. While I’m at it, lemme hold your purse, too. -Sean